81 Bullet Points (& snarky gifs and jokes) Roasting The Percy Jackson Movie // i watched this DISRESPECTFUL bad movie just for this post

Hello everyone if it's not abundantly clear by now, I have become a Percy Jackson Stan account. I have zero chill. I recently reread all 10 books (PJO and HOO), made mini reviews of all of them, compared them, and did May's book tag. I lost it and screamed for like a week straight (annoyed …

I Believe In A Thing Called Love Rant Review // An Insane, Scheming, Manipulative Stalker

Title // I Believe In A Thing Called Love Author // Maurene Goo Publisher // Farrar, Straus, and Grioux  Publication Date // May 30, 2019 Synopsis // Desi Lee believes anything is possible if you have a plan. That’s how she became student body president. Varsity soccer star. And it’s how she’ll get into Stanford. But—she’s never …

This Is Not A Love Scene Rant Review // Over Sexualization Of Everything, An Unlikabe MC, And Problematic LGBTQ+ Statements

Title // This Is Not A Love Sccene Author // S. C. Megale Publisher // Wednesday Books Publication Date // May 7, 2019 Synopsis // Lights, camera—all Maeve needs is action. But at eighteen, a rare form of muscular dystrophy usually stands in the way of romance. She's got her friends, her humor, and a passion for …

The Crimes Of Grindelwald Rant Review || As A Harry Potter Fan… This Sucks

So I just finished watching Fantastic Beasts: The Crimes of Grindelwald last night and to say I'm disappointed would be an understatement. I know I'm way behind everyone else with this because I didn't see it in theaters and just watched it on DVD, but now I'm glad that I did that because seeing this …

Leah On The Offbeat (Rant) Review || A Terrible Sequel To A Perfect First Book

Leah Burke—girl-band drummer, master of deadpan, and Simon Spier’s best friend from the award-winning Simon vs. the Homo Sapiens Agenda—takes center stage in this novel of first love and senior-year angst. When it comes to drumming, Leah Burke is usually on beat—but real life isn’t always so rhythmic. An anomaly in her friend group, she’s the …