Favorite Quotes and Moments from Harry Potter and the Chamber of Secrets

I’m doing a reread of all the Harry Potter books, and I couldn’t be enjoying myself more!! After I shared my favorite quotes and moments from the first Harry Potter book, I decided to do the same thing with the second one ❤

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  • “‘Jiggery pokery!’ said Harry in a fierce voice. “Hocus pocus… squiggly wiggly…”
    • Ahahaha yes those are magic words, Dudly!
  • I love how Fred and George still know Muggle tricks like picking locks
  • Mrs Weasly yelling and yelling and basically killing Ron, Fred and George, and then just being like “oh hello Harry dear”
  • Mrs Weasly: “Your sons flew that car to Harry’s house and back last night!”
    • Mr Weasly: “Did it go all right? I-I mean… that was very wrong…” hahaha you’re not fooling anyone Mr. Weasly

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  • Mr. Weasly being fascinated as Harry talks him through using a telephone
  • All of the textbooks are Lockhart omg conceited much lol
    • Lockhart is actually too hilarious to read about xD
  • “Ron’s old Shooting Star was often outstripped by passing butterflies.”
  • The flying car easily fitting 5 people in the backseat and three in the front and Mrs. Weasly assuming that it’s perfectly normal lol I wish cars were that roomy
  • Ron about the missing Snape: “Maybe he’s ill!”
    • Harry: “maybe he’s left!”
    • Ron: “Or he might have been sacked!”
    • “‘Or maybe,’ said a very cold voice right behind them, ‘he’s waiting to hear why you two didn’t arrive on the school train.'” RIP guys
  • Despite getting in trouble, Harry and Ron practically get a hero’s welcome in the Gryffindor common room
  • Lockhart’s back to school quiz containing questions like: “What is Gilderoy Lockhart’s favorite color…secret ambition…greatest achievement to date..ideal gift…”

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  • Lockhart releasing the pixies and having absolutely no luck at catching them
  • Wood getting the Quidditch team up at the crack of dawn and then talking them through strategy for hours so they don’t get to practice at all lol
  • When Ron’s detention is polishing the trophy room with Filch of all people and Harry asks to do that instead of answering Lockhart’s fanmail lol
  • When Hermione asks in History of Magic about the Chamber of Secrets and Professor Binns was “completly thrown by such an unusual show of interest.”
  • The reason for Ron not liking spiders “If you must know, when I was three, Fred turned my teddy bear into a dirty great spider.” AHAHAHA I LOVE FRED AND GEORGE but also I too hate spiders and would be beyond traumatized
  • After the rogue bludger “‘Aha,’ [Harry] said vaguely ‘we’ve won.’ And he fainted.”
  • Lockhard removing all the bones in Harry’s arm whop no bueno
  • Snape indirectly teaching Harry Expelliarmus!! Aww so perfect how useful that spell becomes and who taught it ❤

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  • Fred and George marching Harry to class and calling “‘Make way for the heir of Slytherin, seriously evil wizard coming through…'”
  • Moaning Myrtle to Hermione “Wait till everyone finds you you’ve got a tail!”
  • Harry’s singing Valentine probably from Ginny
    • “His eyes are as green as a fresh pickled toad…”
    • awww poor Harry but also his embarrassment is cute and hilarious
  • The MANDRAKES! Screaming kids, adolescents with pimples, and finally “several of the Mandrakes threw a loud and raucous party in Greenhouse Three. This made Professor Sprout very happy.” Best plants ever lol
  • The car saving Ron and Harry from the spiders!! Yay for the crazy car!!
  • Percy getting so embarrassed because he thinks Ginny is going to tell them all that he has a girlfriend lolollll
  • All the teachers ganging up on Lockhart the useless and telling him that going after the monster in the Chamber of Secrets is his area of expertise…be careful what you brag about!
  • Lockhart trying to obviate Harry and Ron but ending up wiping his own memories with Ron’s defective wand…bwahaha take that

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  • Fawkes healing Harry from the basilisk venom
  • Mr and Mrs Weasly being reunited with Ginny after thinking her dead…aww

What are some of your favorite moments from Chamber of Secrets?

14 thoughts on “Favorite Quotes and Moments from Harry Potter and the Chamber of Secrets

  1. This is such a great post!! I love all those moments when they were smol and shits not getting serious and they haven’t been hit by puberty 😂

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  2. Ahhh all of these moments are fab! I remember I saw Chamber in the theatres and everyone clapped and cheered when Dobby was freed and blasted Lucius back with a snap of his fingers YAS LIL BEAN KING

    Gilderoy is THE WORST but also funny I GUESS

    There’s so much humor is this book omg thanks for giving me a new appreciation for it!

    Going into the diary and getting some of Hagrid’s backstory // Harry screwing up Floo Powder poor thing lol // Hermione Petrified in the hospital wing (I was petrified) and her figuring out the creature and Harry and Ron feeling things over her (brilliance) // YES Gilderoy’s Obliviate charm backfiring MUAHAHA you done goofed

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  3. The foreshadowing when Ron jokes that Tom Riddle got the award for killing Moaning Myrtle (they didn’t know his true identity yet). That was just dark. Oh, and Dobby being freed!!!!

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